Chemical Guys Nonsense All-Surface Cleaner — Colorless Odorless Concentrate, 1 Gallon, pH-Balanced

Chemical Guys Nonsense is a concentrated, colorless, and fragrance-free all-surface cleaner formulated to remove grease, grime, and stains from interiors and exteriors without leaving residue.

This professional-grade 1-gallon cleaner is designed for people who want powerful cleaning performance without dyes or perfumes. Its non-caustic, pH-balanced formula cleans sensitive materials like vinyl, rubber, plastics, carpet, and upholstery while also handling tougher exterior tasks such as wheels and engine bays. Because it’s colorless and odorless, it’s well suited to scent-sensitive environments, detail shops, garages, and homes where a neutral finish and no lingering fragrance are preferred.

How does Nonsense clean tough messes without irritating sensitive surfaces?

The formula is engineered to break down oils and soils while remaining gentle on common interior and exterior materials. It uses a balanced pH and non-caustic surfactants to lift dirt instead of attacking the substrate, reducing the chance of fading or surface damage when used as directed.

• Non-caustic, pH-balanced cleaner for safe use on mixed materials
• Quick penetration of grease and stains for faster lift-out
• Leaves no sticky film—wipes and dries clean
• Effective from carpet fibers to painted engine components

What dilution and application methods work best?

Nonsense is highly concentrated so you can tailor strength to the job: dilute for regular maintenance and use at full strength for heavy buildup. Apply by spraying, agitating with a brush or microfiber, then blotting or rinsing as appropriate for the surface.

• Light cleaning: dilute with water for routine maintenance
• Heavy soils: use full strength for stubborn stains and grease
• Application: spray, agitate, and wipe or rinse—no hard scrubbing required
• Safe tools: use soft brushes or microfiber towels to protect surfaces

Which surfaces and situations is this cleaner most suitable for?

It’s formulated for a wide range of environments—automotive interiors, home upholstery, workshop floors, and engine bays. The absence of dyes and fragrances makes it a reliable option for spaces where residual color or scent is undesirable, and for materials that react poorly to aggressive chemicals.

• Vinyl, rubber, plastic trim and dashboards
• Carpet, fabric upholstery, and floor mats
• Wheels, tires, and engine compartments (where safe by vehicle manual)
• Commercial or residential hard surfaces: countertops, cabinets, and workbenches

Will this product leave any residue or scent after cleaning?

No — the product is formulated to rinse or wipe away cleanly without leaving dyes, perfumes, or tacky films. Because it is colorless and odorless, any lingering smell or discoloration is unlikely when used correctly and fully removed from the surface.

• No added fragrances or dyes to leave behind
• Dries rapidly and streak-free when wiped with microfiber
• Suitable for scent-sensitive settings and professional detail bays
• Concentrated formula reduces excess product buildup

Who is this for: Chemical Guys Nonsense 1-gallon cleaner is aimed at professional detailers, car enthusiasts, facility managers, and homeowners who want a versatile, economical cleaner without artificial scents or colors. It’s ideal if you need a single, multi-surface solution for interiors, engine areas, and household surfaces—especially where a neutral, residue-free result is important.